影片讲(🥅)(jiǎng )述了(le )两(📄)(liǎng )个小人物(⬅)二宝和三(💴)宝，因(yīn )偶然(🗺)参演了一(🕉)部抗日神剧(📴)(jù )，从陕(shǎ(🥔)n )西农村一路追(😥)到广(guǎ(🔃)ng )州(zhōu )寻找(zhǎo )剧(🦒)组而发(🏦)生的令人(rén )捧(🗺)(pěng )腹又(👆)(yòu )笑中带泪的(🔊)故事。
青(qī(🍂)ng )龙集团董事(🚠)长过世(shì(🐮) )后，给(gěi )青龙(🐁)集团太子(🍓)爷留下了镇(🏾)(zhèn )帮之宝(📕)：一支可以(🐅)号令整(zhěng )个青龙(lóng )集(👁)团所有人的大哥(gē )大(📩)(dà )手提(tí )电(🍿)话。一日，太(🎺)子(zǐ )爷(yé )独(🏭)自去按摩(🚀)院按摩(mó )，青(🍉)(qīng )龙(lóng )公(🍽)司一群起了(🏰)异心的小(㊙)人(rén )得到消息(📥)后，来到(🌼)按摩院(yuàn )准备(🗳)劫(jié )持(🌵)太子爷，夺走可(🆑)(kě )以(yǐ(🉐) )号(📸)令(lìng )青龙公(🗝)司上下的(🛀)大(dà )哥(gē )大(🙊)，欲控制整(🖲)个青龙集(jí(🎊) )团(tuán )。哪知(🈵)阴差阳错将(🏙)(jiāng )身怀(huá(🦁)i )太(tài )极推拿(🕑)绝技、胸有大志，却因(🚡)低微的工作被周遭人(💰)(rén )嫌弃的(de )按(🍅)摩师阿宝(♟)当成了(le )太(tà(👂)i )子爷(yé )并(🦈)将其绑架。阿(👌)宝(bǎo )乘(ché(🎦)ng )乱逃出后，去(🆓)找女(nǚ )朋(⏹)友(yǒu )阿(ā )朵，不(📥)料阿朵(🏷)父亲因欠人(ré(😹)n )钱，被白(⏰)虎帮挟持，阿宝(⬅)(bǎo )答应三(📋)(sān )天内替阿(💊)朵救出父(🏟)(fù )亲(qīn )。阿(ā(🛶) )宝、阿朵(🐾)以及真正(zhè(🍴)ng )的(de )太子爷(🔕)策划了一场(⚡)一箭(jiàn )双(shuāng )雕的好戏(📙)，却上演(yǎn )了一(yī )场(chǎ(🚃)ng )又一场啼笑皆非的“闹(😛)剧(jù )”，一(yī )边(📈)是青龙集(🏾)团错认(rèn )阿(❇)宝为(wéi )太(🌍)子爷，一边是(🔱)阿(ā )宝(bǎ(🔤)o )错认(rèn )为这(🍼)是未来老(🕜)丈人(rén )的(de )考题(😂)，将青龙(🙍)集团(tuán )上下(xià(🥞) )骗(piàn )得(🀄)团团转。阿宝和(✳)阿朵从(có(💵)ng )合作布局，到(💝)产生误会(🎖)，到合力(lì )救(🖼)出阿朵的(🙋)父亲，磨(mó )难(♎)重(chóng )重，考(🏓)验不断。剧(jù(🎑) )情(qíng )跌宕起伏、搞笑(🚶)逗逼，按(àn )摩师阿宝更(🕟)是成为了承(chéng )载(zǎi )底(🍬)层小人物英(👙)雄情怀以(⛪)及(jí )忠贞爱(🏓)(ài )情的一(📦)代了不起的(🕐)(de )“按摩(mó )侠(🔼)”！
故事讲述年(🍆)(nián )轻(qīng )记(🎀)者(zhě )杰伊·巴(👛)哈杜尔(🎷)(彼(bǐ )得(dé )斯饰(💺))偶然遇(👂)到曾经(jīng )叱咤(💣)(zhà )风(fēng )云(👓)的战地记者(🌙)(帕西诺饰(🦆))。在一番沟通(🕶)后，他选择(🔨)前(qián )往索马(📨)(mǎ )里采访(🆔)。
一个年轻(qī(🌎)ng )女(nǚ )孩爱(ài )上了一个(👛)比他大八(bā )岁(suì )的男(🎪)人。
Eddie (Anthony Del Negro) and his friend Chris (Christopher Lenk) call out for an escort after Eddie's girlfriend (Isabella Racco) breaks up with him and moves out of their house. Little do they know that while Natasha is a breathtaking beauty, she's really a possessed doll created by a mad doctor (Don Scribner) in an unholy laboratory and built with the urge to kill and dominate the minds of others to kill for her.@
On a weekend getaway at a rundown cabin in the woods, Jason, a cautious teen, his crude best friend Colin and his fearless older sister Summer are forced to work together, grow up and save their hard partying parents from their predatory neighbour (Lauren Holly) who is intent on feeding them all to her undead family…
